"I had spider-powers! What was I going to dress up as, a bunny?" Poor choice of example, poor choice of example. "Because that just seems like it'd be confusing."

Why am I cursed? I am pretty sure I'm cursed at this point. Doc Strange or whoever was throwing out curses and one landed on me, and it means I cannot keep anyone unaware of my secret identity for more than five minutes. I should take refuge in the fact that it's apparently genetic, but I don't really. Feels like I should be able to correct certain mistakes, but, nope.

Really hoping for someone to interrupt this by being punchable soon.